.::Vote Results::.
Things you will never hear a woman say. Vote on!
The new girl in my office is beautiful and a part-time stripper. So I've invited her over for dinner on Friday.(15%) 61 votes.
I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping. (14%) 57 votes.
Look, my ass is fatter than yours! (13%) 53 votes.
I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.(10%) 42 votes.
Our new neighbour's daughter is sunbathing again, come and see.(9%) 37 votes.
I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.(9%) 36 votes.
If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch football.(9%) 36 votes.
I love it when my pillow smells like your cigars and beer. You passed out before brushing your teeth again, you big silly!(8%) 33 votes.
I love it when you ride your Harley. I just wish you had more time to ride.(8%) 33 votes.
That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool! I'm going over to talk to her.(7%) 28 votes.
Total 416 votes.